Thank you so much for making Toyota number one, the chairman of Toyota, Fujio Cho, said to Richard Wagoner, the CEO of General Motors, and leaned across the conference table to shake his hand. Think nothing of it, Mr. Wagoner replied, obliging the Japanese exec. The credit belongs entire ...

What are they doing here the suicide bomber asked Allah, pointing to the fifty-two victims he had just blown up along with himself. I thought I was going to Paradise alone. Dont let him in! a dead man called from among the recent arrivals. He killed us! a female victim shouted. Allah, ...

One week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government will collapse and he can rush in to govern like his fellow mullahs in Iran. The next week the feis ...

European astronomers, upon discovering an Earthlike planet outside of our own solar system, winningly named Gliese 581c, were immediately fearful that the sort of behavior that goes on here might be more widespread than previously believed and could only hope that the civilization is mor ...

Netflix, the company whose enormous red billboards have been annoying computer users for some time, has been informed about the existence of on-demand movies. Shocked that a person can simply click a remote control to pay for and view a movie, the company has realized that expecting con ...

An innovative study by an environmental scientist attempts to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, the likely culpret is the abundant supply of greenhouse gases. As a result of their ascendance, there is simply not enough oxygen le ...

As if our fearless leaders in Washington dont have enough to fret about, now Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a madam accused of running a prostitution business has, as part of her defense, vowed to make her list of clients public. Worse yet, she has begun to do so. First on the roster was the hig ...

A female Muslim sexologist named Heba Kotb now has a TV program called Big Talk, where the courageous pioneer discusses sex in as normal and healthy a manner as she can dare to in her excitable part of the world. A conservative Muslim herself, the irrepressible Egyptian lady actually ha ...

You all know what I am referring to and I'm sure you are as fed up as I am with all the parsing of common words to misrepresent something, someone or both. The parsing of commonly held words is stupid and will not be tolerated by the masses any longer! If an advertiser wants us to dance ...

Cheat. Lie. Intimidate. These are the true fundamentals of golf. If George W. Bush shoots a 7 on the par 5 9th hole and his playing partner Rex W. Tillerson the CEO of Exxon Mobil asks the President of the United States of America what he shot, George W. Bush says Put me down for a 5. G ...

Sure, Wal-Mart carries a big inventory, but how about a prehistoric camel A nursery owner in Arizona was digging away with the simple goal of planting a new tree at the site of a future Wal-Mart, when he poked into the bones of an ancient camel. He informed the curator of the geology mus ...

During a White House Correspondents Dinner, Cheryl Crow, who, with Laurie David, is doing a Stop Global Warming College Tour, went up to Carl Rove, hoping to discuss the environmental issue with him. Carl didn't seem overly pleased with the subject matter. Unaware of just how toxic his ...

Congressional Democrats, delighted with George Bushs stubborn resistance to their every request, have invited him to run for a third term. Forgoing support for their own roster of Democratic candidates, they have offered to vote for an exception to the 2-term limit. Senator Harry Reid, ...

I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disadvantage, at least in my own point ...