Now Lynn who thought she was Queen Elizabeth was Couch sitting after being evicted. Carol, the one who probally is Queen Elizabeth but does not know it or want to believe it if it was true. An interesting fact with all the tobacco legislation in the news within the last five years is, Qu ...

Okay, I don't usually watch E! TV, and my boyfriend watches it even less, but when I went in to the living room last night, to my astonishment he was watching the TOP 50 Fashion Do's and Don'ts. The show was well done, with some wry humor here and there, and managed to keep my interest. ...

If I see one more Leave It to Beaver re-run, I might just use the Cleaver family name against them. The very civility of their lifestyle, as orchestrated by the family matriarch, makes this modern housewife look as pale as Junes polished porcelain. And its got me thinking that we girls o ...

Ive never thought of myself as a brave man, but its nice to know if youll be able to handle yourself in a dangerous situation. One morning on my drive to work such an occasion occurred. I was cruising down the road and singing off-key to the radio when I suddenly had the gut wrenching fe ...

Nobody knows, as a writer knows, the panic that can be instilled by the sight of a blank piece of paper. Well, OK. Some Illustrators might. And artists if one uses license and allow that a canvas is in fact nothing more that a deluxe sheet of paper. And certain graphic and packaging des ...

Actress Carol Burnett is slated to make a guest appearance on NBC's "Desperate Housewives" this coming April. The comedian will be playing the stepmother to character Bree Van De Camp and was thrilled to obtain such an icy role. Best known for her slapstick comedy style and hosting th ...

"And when they came nigh to Jerusalem, unto Bethpage Black, at the Mount of Olives, Jesus sent forth two of his disciples. (Mark 11:1 K.J.V.) Verily I say unto you, that whosoever shall have great length on Earth shall have unheard of length in Heaven, said Jesus to his disciples. And so ...

You come out of the front door of the house trailing drips of coffee and loose scraps of paper leaving the kids screams and the wifes be careful honey in your wake. Juggling everything you struggle to open the door of the rust heap that you charitably call the ride. Once inside you reali ...

I am a multitasker. That is why I love the mute button when on a conference call in my home. It allows me to get a few small tasks done, let my dog in and out of the house and keep a running commentary going with the host, with no one the wiser. I say things like; I agree. Im with y ...

As soon as Fran Fine came into Sheffield's house to sell cosmetics, she never thought that her life as well as Sheffield's life will be changed starting from that day. Fran, a Jewish girl who is from Queens became the official nanny for Maxwell Sheffield; a Broadway producer, with three ...

For a Christmas present, our children pulled their resources and gave the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly a marvelous little vacation in the eastern hills of Tennessee. Upon arrival, we were delightfully surprised with all of our children and grandchildren being there ...

Most of our lives have become caught up in the dizzying stress, anxiety and self-created drama of the fast paced, twenty-first century. It was slower back in the 14th Century; I miss those days. Just the story of being a member of the human race can make you terminally depressed and con ...

Whether Robert Maxwell committed suicide or was murdered may never be known to the public ... Suffice it to say the disgraced publishing magnate cheated so many people and financial institutions to such an extent that there wouldn't be a paucity of suspects if it was the latter. Born in ...

For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Although, I must confess my skin used to fit me better than it does these days. Recently several things happened to shake this confidence in my person. I dont k ...

Osama Bin Laden, reportedly hiding in a mud hut in the wilds of the remote tribal region of Pakistan or, due to a lifetime of luxurious pampering and his need for dialysis, holed up in a basement in Karachi or dilating in the splendors of a well-disposed mosque, has reportedly been reeva ...

The U. S., admitting is has been losing the war of words in Iraq, has launched a new offensive, dubbed Operation Thesaurus.It is aimed at rooting out the euphemistic resources of the enemy, wherever they may be lurking. Clearly stung by the aptitude of Iraqi malcontents and foreign int ...

SadHardly a week goes by where we do not see the face of a hitherto anonymous person achieving instant fame and misfortune by killing someone or committing some other certainly punishable act. We suspect a deep need on the part of many of these desperate people, living under the weight ...

Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonalds for a franchise. The application is widely regarded as a move by his defense team to convince the court that, if his life is spared, he will be a model citizen in the Iraq o ...

French Youth, concerned about a new law that would permit employers to fire people, without an explanation, within two years of being hired, continued to stage widespread protests against the reform measure.The bill, which is intended to encourage employers to hire somebody once in a whi ...

Frivolous lawsuit claims are taking labeling in a whole new direction that borderline on silliness. Some labels wording is so off that you wonder what the manufacturer was thinking. While labels provide relevant information that many consumers find useful like warnings and contents, ma ...